Can you believe it? Someone searched for 'mud woman' and found this blog! Imagine their surprise, imagine my surprise! I have been muddy, dog walkers sometimes are, but I'm mostly just mad.
There was something mad going on last night in the Village. The foxes were at it - all night long. Screeching and moaning and barking. It sounded like an orgy in the woods. It really upset the Boxers. The big big dog barked for about an hour; a high-pitched pathetic bark as if to say 'Mummy, what are those naughty foxes doing when it's bed time?'. Exactly. The little big dog slept through it all.
Perhaps he was too tired to move after discovering the hedgehogs are awake in the hedge. Poor things. The Boxers have been watching them for two days. As long as they don't come out of the hedge, they'll be fine. Read what happened last spring.
The boys have been a bit tired today and are now having a lie-down; must have been that little bit of savoury mince at lunctime. Come to think of it, I had the same thing and could also do with a nap, but have just noticed a grassy vomit in the bed (dog bed!).
And finally, we must apologise to the hash runners. I've been meaning to for sometime. Really sorry if some of the hashers couldn't follow the trail. The Boxers may have eaten the hash flour marks in the woods...